Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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