How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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