who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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