if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
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when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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