Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
this boner is exhausting
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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