But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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