I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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