A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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