Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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