Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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