Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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