nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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