i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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