My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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