is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
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