East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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