Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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