i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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