just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You ruined the universe
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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