As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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