He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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