talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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