Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Randomize
