Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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