when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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