Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
