whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
from now on my penis is your penis
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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