I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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