I think my vagina is haunted
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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