ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
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Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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