i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
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