He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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