Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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