got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
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Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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