proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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