is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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