the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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