Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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