Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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