i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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