I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
