K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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