I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
It's blow job season.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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