Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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