i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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