There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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