these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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