Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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