I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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