Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
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Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
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