every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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