Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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