I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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