Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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