It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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