16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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