Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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