i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
there was a trapeze. enough said
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its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
lol hangovers are for mortals.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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