You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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