so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I just blew my weed a kiss
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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