I CAN MOONWALK!
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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