You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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