thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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time to smoke my breakfast
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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